Friday, February 26, 2010

Heckawee Family Reunion

Some vintage footage of the 2008 Heckawee Family Reunion was found. Enjoy:

Friday, February 19, 2010

Another nice day for Heckawee

Lieutenant Gary got out for a noon-thirty! Welcome to the good life, Lieutenant!

Some days are better than others...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Party Team-Mack Style

At the Tour de Groundhog:

Monday, February 15, 2010

Heckawee Saturdays...

The Chief has reported a big Saturday for Heckawee! Heckawee was split all over the great lands doing only what Heckawee does best. First, the most important news is that Grand Puba Molteni is now not only a chick magnet in lycra but also a chick magnet in baggie shorts: he's the proud owner of a Fisher 29er, brahs! Congrats, Molteni, now cancel your hair appointments and get damn thing dirty for jesus-fucks sake.

A big Heckawee chant goes out to D Mull for acquiring a Lightspeed MTB to punish anyone looking for a fight.

The Chief had to drive his lovely valentine, Nurse Shirley, to St. Louis so that she could escape for some of Nurse-Shirley-Training-Camp time in the desert. So the Chief, being the good happytimes Chief that he is, skips an afternoon at Larry Flynt's and opts to triplelyze the snowy Katy Trail in search of eight dollar glasses of chambourcin. All reports indicate this was a success!

Working stiffs, Guapo & Chump, woke up (in their separate residences), had coffee (different blends in different kitchens), and buckshotted straight up to Jerusalem and into the snowy Pine Hills and on over for a Dixie sandwich... And back home the lonely road fueled on on bood-light dreams.

And the best news of all: Coach is most definitely back into his routines and will represent the Cleveland Browns well in LA as the first member of the LA Browns fanclub and cyclocross racer. Go Browns. Go Coach.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Saints vs Colts

Molteni's bringing the heat:

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Sound Financial Advice

El Guapo: Fuck, man, I saw a $10,000 Pinarello at Mesa that was pretty awesome--you're only 33 once.

Chief: I can attest to that.

Monday, February 1, 2010


So chick-magnet extradinaire El Guapo has recently transformed his singlespeed Litespeed MTB into a pimped-out blinglespeed that has deraileaurs on the front and back to go along with a sleek new rigid Salsa fork! Indeed, pictures will come. This got Heckawee thinking. If you are Heckawee and are building up your slick new white steel critten' machine, bling that bitch up, yo! That goes for those of you secretly building up your classic steel frame you stole off ebay and now got stashed out in the barn with your old porn and rolling papers--Bling that motherfucking slut up!
And don't forget to put a least one orange brake housing on it!