Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Heckawee Blister Surgery.

Heckawee Nurse diagnosed Dave with stupidity and a friction burn on the palm of his hand from sliding across pavement during the O'Fallon Grand Prix.

After a few days of discomfort and growth of fluids, an old world surgery took place with a chianti sedatement. First Heckawee Nurse marinated and sucked puss from the blister:

Then began to skin the injury like a chicken leg:Removing the skin unveiled a meaty layer of white meat:
Mmm...
So did Dave learn from his mistake?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

After the Storm.

Heckawee Nation of So Illers was rocked on May 8th by spirits from the west, knocking over and out trees and other luxuries throughout the region. They hit Molteni hardest but his will remains strong like his climbing. A lesson Heckawee learned is El Guapo is only as reliable as his chainsaw bar is wide.
Witnesses claim he can sure haul sticks though. Here's to more inspiring moments brought to us by El Guapi!
Oh, and one lazy do-nothing left the region and the work to be done to meet with the Ozarks. He brought back seconds but really got third.


Monday, May 4, 2009